Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!
What is black, white, green, and bumpy?
A pickle wearing a tuxedo.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn't get a date.

What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.

What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!

Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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