Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!
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Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
I'm not telling you. You might spread it!

Why do the French like to eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food!

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
To go with the jellyfish!

Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
Because it might crack up!

What did the baby corn say to its mom?
Where is pop corn?
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Why was the apple so sad?
Because the banana split!

Why was Tom fired from the M&M factory?
He kept throwing out all the Ws!

What do you get if you cross a ninja and fruit?
A fruit salad!

What did the cake say to the fork?
"You want a piece of me?"

Why did pepper go to jail?
Because he was a victim of assault!
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If you were dying and could only eat one candy, what kind should it be?
Lifesavers.

Why did the jellybean go to school?
Because he wanted to be a Smartie.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling very well.

What did one plate say to the other?
"Dinner is on me tonight."

Why was the Coke bottle arrested?
Because he was drunk.
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What is black, white, green, and bumpy?
A pickle wearing a tuxedo.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn't get a date.

What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.

What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!

Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because its mom was in a jam!
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