Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!


What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple!

What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A first-aid kit.

Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!

Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he's always spotted!

What song does a cat like best?
Three Blind Mice.