Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!


Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they have honeycombs!

What do you get when you cross a walrus with a bee?
A wallaby!

Why did the bee go to the doctor?
Because she had hives!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie-talkie!

How do fleas travel from place to place?
By itch-hiking!