Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!


Why did the rooster cross the road?
The chicken was sick.

Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken retired!

Why did the bear cross the road?
To eat the chicken.

Why did the robot cross the road?
Because the chicken was out of order.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side!