How do you keep an elephant from charging?
You take away its credit cards!
What's the best thing to do if an elephant sneezes?
Get out of its way!
What do you do with a blue elephant?
You try and cheer her up!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn't be bothered!
What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!