Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!


What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!

What animal has more lives than a cat?
Frogs, they croak every night!

Why do cows wear bells?  
Because their horns don't work.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.