Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!


What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
I lava you!

What did the beaver say to the tree?
It's been nice gnawing you!

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green!

What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber!

What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A palm tree!