Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
Because they only had one pair of trunks!
How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!
Why did the elephant paint her toenails red?
So she could hide in a bowl of cherries.
What do you get when an elephant skydives?
A big hole.