Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!


How deep is a frog pond?
Knee deep!

How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!

What do octopuses take on their camping trips?
TENT-acles!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.

Why did the cow get angry in the line?
Because it wasn't MOOving!