What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
Time to fix the fence!
What is big, grey and goes around and around?
A elephant stuck in a revolving door!
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmellow?
So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.
What would you do if an elephant sat in front of you at a movie?
Miss most of the film.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Did you ever try to iron one?