How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the Dark Side.
Which Star Wars character works in a restaurant?
Darth Waiter
When was it obvious that Anakin was going to the Dark Side?
In Sith grade.
Where does Qui-Gon keep his jam?
In a Jar-Jar.
Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money?
Because he's always a little short.