What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into class?
"Why the long face?"
Why did the pony have to gargle?
Because it was a little horse!
What did the horse say when it fell?
I've fallen and I can't giddyup!
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A neigh-bor!