Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Ouch!

Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.

What do you call a cow that won't give milk?
A milk dud!

When is a well dressed lion like a weed?
When he's a dandelion (dandy lion)

How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
Pleased to eat you.
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