Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!
What is a monster's favorite food?   
Ghoul scout cookies.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher?
A blood test.

What did the ghost say to herself when she looked in the mirror?
"I look BOO-tiful!"

What did the ghost eat for dessert?
Ice-SCREAM!

Why did the vampire die?
Because he was coffin too much!
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