Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!


Can a mosquito fly faster than a car?
Yes, a car cannot fly.

What's black and white and red all over
An embarrassed skunk!

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Build a sty-scraper!

What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
An udder failure.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!