Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!


What fish only swims at night?
A starfish!

Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!

Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!

What animals are on legal documents?
Seals!