What is the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Pray that it doesn't see you.
What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
Lefty
What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
Squash!
What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
Lazy bones!
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score!
What did the dinosaur use to build his house?
A dino-saw!