Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!


What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed!

Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
Odor in the court!