Why do elephants have trunks?
They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.
Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.
What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
An elephant's shadow!
Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken retired!