Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!


What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer.

What's big, hairy and jumps up and down?
A gorilla on a pogo stick!

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?
Any kind buildings can't jump!

What kind of cats go bowling?
ALLEY cats!

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.