Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected change in the weather.
Who does everyone listen to, but no one believes?
The weatherman!
What is the opposite of a cold front?
A warm back!
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
Fowl weather!
Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
Udder disaster!
