Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!
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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over!

Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!

What did the sick chicken say?
Oh no! I have the people-pox!

What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!

Why do scientists think hummingbirds hum?
Because they can't remember the words!
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What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment!

What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black?
A penguin falling down the stairs!

When does a teacher carry birdseed?
When there is a parrot-teacher conference!

What is a polygon?
A dead parrot!

What kind of bird works at a construction site?
The crane!
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