Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
Why do the French like to eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food!
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
To go with the jellyfish!
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
Because it might crack up!
What did the baby corn say to its mom?
Where is pop corn?