Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!


What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment!

What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black?
A penguin falling down the stairs!

When does a teacher carry birdseed?
When there is a parrot-teacher conference!

What is a polygon?
A dead parrot!

What kind of bird works at a construction site?
The crane!