Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!


Why are pirates called pirates?
They just arrrrrgh!

How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?
A buccaneer!

How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?
An arm and a leg!

What is a pirate's favorite subject?
Arrrrrrt!

What is a pirate's favorite country?
Arrrrrrgentina!