Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!


Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with.

What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
Ghostcards

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo

What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers