Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.

Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was chicken.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't chicken.