Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!


Where do ships go when they're sick?
To the doc!

What did the water say to the boat?
Nothing, it just kept waving.

What does the queen bee sit on?
Her BEEhind!

Why don't people play games in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!

What did the tree wear to the pool party?
Swimming trunks!