Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!


Why was the robot angry?
Because someone kept pushing his buttons.

What is a robot’s favorite type of music?
Heavy metal.

Why did the computer squeak?
Because someone stepped on its mouse.

What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?
A screensaver.

Where do all the cool mice live?
In their mousepads.