Every kid likes to get a joke in their lunch! I've compiled hundreds of funny, family friendly, kid approved jokes for your kids' lunchtime enjoyment.

Did you know telling jokes helps kids to learn? It helps them remember and tell a story in order, and helps them relate to others. It might even bring a shy kid out of his or her shell!
Why didn't the pirate go to the movie?
Because it was arrrrrrgh rated!

What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
Arrrrrgyle!

What has eight legs and eight eyes?
Eight pirates!

Why are pirates so mean?
They just arrrrrgh!

Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers?
The outside!
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What do you think of that new restaurant on the moon?
The food’s great but it has no atmosphere.

What type of songs do the planets sing?
Nep-tunes!

What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien!

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!

Have you heard about the cow astronaut?
He landed on the mooooooon!
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