Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over!
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
What did the sick chicken say?
Oh no! I have the people-pox!
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Why do scientists think hummingbirds hum?
Because they can't remember the words!